You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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