How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
