I must be too annoying 4 u.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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