I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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