she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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