nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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