physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
