Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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