Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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