So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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