Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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