I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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