dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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