Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize