i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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