Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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