I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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