All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I bet he comes in French.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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