I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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