my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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