so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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