her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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