It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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