How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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