You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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