She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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