Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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