I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Life without a bra equals bliss.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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