found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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