he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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