So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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