whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I love having hate sex.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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