just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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