Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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