Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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