were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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