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say what?
wanna hang out?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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