Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's blow job season.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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