Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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