She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i want to swaddle you in tequila
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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