At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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