oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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