This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Fuck appropriateness.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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