Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
