Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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