I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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