i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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