Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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