Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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