What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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