dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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