I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Shame is for Republicans.
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