please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
