Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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