whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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