There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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