Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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