I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
