I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
