I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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